I found this in the WND humor section and thought it would bring a smile to your face.
The IRS sent my tax forms back! Again!
I guess it was because of my response to the question :
“List all dependents”
12 million illegal immigrants,
3 million crack heads,
42 million unemployed on food stamps,
2 million criminals in 243 prisons,
and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.