FrankR
Registered: 11/12/08
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There may be more truth than humor here…
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products
banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how
to defe at his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender
gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to
better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to
take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be
shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to
church. A liberal non-believer he wants any mention of God and
religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes
about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs
his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his
friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it
because he's "offended".
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