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Scott

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I was right look at all the reads already to this post.

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hey, its not just women I like the net too.
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How many guys bought computers for their wives this holiday season after this story?????
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The more I keep reading this subject, the more I am thinking those women must not be married to the right guy...because although I like the internet, it sure can't beat my guy!!!!


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A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine-"la maison."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine-"le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?"

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation. The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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Posted by: Shake&Bake         on December 14, 2008 at 4:48pm
In Reply to: Almost Half of Women Prefer Internet to Sex, Study Finds! GREAT for RACERAP, bad for Guys! by NASCAR PHAN on December 13, 2008 at 5:58pm
               

        I always seem to find women that prefer NO sex!

LOL!        



Some good funny quotes from RaceRap!!!!
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eFluxMedia
Is The Internet Better Than Sex?
eFluxMedia - Dec 17, 2008
The figures tend to increase with age, as 52 percent of women aged 35-44 and 39 percent of men aged 35-44 also agreed that the Internet would be their ...
Study: Internet better than sex? TechJournal South
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Posted by: a lady         on December 14, 2008 at 1:08pm
        In Reply to: Almost Half of Women Prefer Internet to Sex, Study Finds! GREAT for RACERAP, bad for Guys! by Bob Barney-RaceRap.com on December 13, 2008 at 11:00am        

        maybe because we don't tell the truth when we are asked in polls?        



Posted by: Rblkdobes         on December 14, 2008 at 2:41pm
In Reply to: Almost Half of Women Prefer Internet to Sex, Study Finds! GREAT for RACERAP, bad for Guys! by a lady on December 14, 2008 at 1:08pm
               

        Thats a given.
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Posted by: Shake&Bake         on December 14, 2008 at 4:48pm
In Reply to: Almost Half of Women Prefer Internet to Sex, Study Finds! GREAT for RACERAP, bad for Guys! by NASCAR PHAN on December 13, 2008 at 5:58pm
               

        I always seem to find women that prefer NO sex!

LOL!        

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Posted by: a lady         on December 14, 2008 at 1:08pm
        In Reply to: Almost Half of Women Prefer Internet to Sex, Study Finds! GREAT for RACERAP, bad for Guys! by Bob Barney-RaceRap.com on December 13, 2008 at 11:00am        

        maybe because we don't tell the truth when we are asked in polls?        

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Good gosh guys! I'd give up racing for ever first! I was once told, by a very good friend and mentor of mine that "if there is anything better, the good LORD kept it for himself!"  I believed it then, I believe it 34 years later! LOL


PS: That source was from Ed Wright, who was one of the most influential people in my life, a WWII veteran, I never knew anyone like him and learned much about life from him! His views on sex, marriage, adultery, divorce and male/female relationships were funny and oh so true! If he ever wrote a book it be an all time best seller!


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Good gosh guys! I'd give up racing for ever first! I was once told, by a very good friend and mentor of mine that "if there is anything better, the good LORD kept it for himself!"  I believed it then, I believe it 34 years later! LOL
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Posted by: dmate47         on December 13, 2008 at 11:47am
        In Reply to: Almost Half of Women Prefer Internet to Sex, Study Finds! GREAT for RACERAP, bad for Guys! by Bob Barney-RaceRap.com on December 13, 2008 at 11:00am        

I dont know im thinking we can work that to our advantage...new computer for the ladies, new set of spindles for the guys.sounds like a workable plan to me

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Posted by: Rblkdobes         on December 13, 2008 at 1:00pm
        In Reply to: Almost Half of Women Prefer Internet to Sex, Study Finds! GREAT for RACERAP, bad for Guys! by Bob Barney-RaceRap.com on December 13, 2008 at 11:00am        

        COOL!!! More time for the race car. LOLOL
Roger        

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Posted by: W. Royster         on December 13, 2008 at 7:09pm
        In Reply to: Almost Half of Women Prefer Internet to Sex, Study Finds! GREAT for RACERAP, bad for Guys! by Rblkdobes on December 13, 2008 at 1:00pm        

        I think the other 50 percent is on the telephone.lol        

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

ROFLMBO!!!!!

I don't know. A good romp is so much more satisfying than well..... geeeeezzz.....anything!

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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This is just funny!

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NASCAR PHAN         on December 13, 2008 at 5:58pm
        In Reply to: Almost Half of Women Prefer Internet to Sex, Study Finds! GREAT for RACERAP, bad for Guys! by dmate47 on December 13, 2008 at 11:47am        

        What a coincidence....I look to the internet FOR sex!!!!!   LOLOLOLOL        

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About half of the women preferred Obama to McCain too! There has to be some correlation here.


NOW THAT is an interesting point!

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About half of the women preferred Obama to McCain too! There has to be some correlation here.
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Funny story. Men everywhere are reading it I bet.
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OH NO! Smash those computers!!!!!!!!!!  Ban the internet!!!

We've recently seen how British housewives are indicating that they spend the majority of their free time online. But, we didn't realize just what women were giving up in order to get their Facebook fix. A new study is showing that roughly half of women would rather give up sex for two weeks than go without the Internet for the same period of time.

The study was commissioned by Intel and shows that 46-percent of all women would rather give up sex for two weeks than the Internet for two weeks. When looking at the 35-to-44-year-old age group, that number increased to 52-percent. Among men, the number was much lower, 30-percent on average, and just 23-percent in the 35-to-44-year-old group. Perhaps that disparity has given rise to the great sex with robots debate


http://www.switched.com/2008/12/12/half-of-women-prefer-internet-to-sex/?icid=200100125x1214398943x1201000120

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